Thursday, July 21, 2011

house poetry

House on the hill with lawn so green
what are your issues unforeseen

You got me with your sweet location

are you worth the yearly amortization

that seems to make the whole thing work

the seller seems like kind of a jerk

his mother lived there all those years

I just don't know if you'll bring me to tears



OK let's just think this through

possession, inspection, arbitration too

third party report in lieu of disclosure

appraisal, work order addendum moreover

let's throw in a few what if's

like that credit report car payment miff

underwriting might spit me out

on account of the questionable credit clout



better get an agent to stand in for me

the listing agent would rather see

the full price paid for that old place

my agent though has pulled out an ace

a sale that happened two doors down

that has the property value 'round

two thirds of what there asking

including repair of the sewer run leaking



The Grotting Group

www.thegrottings.com

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